Welcome to Martin Gordon’s official website

Recent news:

GumbyIt’s the Will of the People! British people are the best! To celebrate Britain bravely taking back control of invisible ferries and banning foreigners, there’s a new single and a Rabid Rick Remix. Read Will’s single-issue manifesto right here, and heeeere’s Rabid Rick with all the latest bass solo news, as remixed by Wayne and Sharon O’Yobbo.

 

 

 


Last year:

All recent other news and stuff is here, including YouTube video highights of a recent solo auftritt, as the typical German likes to so amusingly put it. We also now have a solo-gig video retrospective for optional investigation.


Fishy!

Thanks For All the FishThe new album is out! To the soundtrack of Thanks For All the Fish and narrowly avoiding rafts of rotting plastic bags and discarded reality TV stars, Percy the puffin purposely makes his way from the planet. Read all about it! See all about it! Hear all about it! Feel all about it! Get fishy with it! Read on…

 


Who is Martin Gordon?

Martin Gordon & 4003 in 2014

Bassist, composer, producer, incredulous bystander, wilful participant, personal friend of James Bond. Thrown out of Sparks, rejected by Jet, discarded by Radio Stars, spurned by the Rolling Stones, sneered at by Primal Scream, belittled by Kylie Minogue, ignored by Blur and accused of being a fashion victim by Boy George, his career has been a complete failure. Or maybe you’d care to stop by the alternative biog?


Solo releases:

Martin Gordon’s solo career began with the release of the first part of the Mammal Trilogy ‘The Baboon in the Basement’ in 2003. Since then, he has not looked back, although he will not say why. The sixth and final part of the trilogy (‘Include Me Out’) was released in 2013. Some people say it was released on April Fool’s Day, but that’s what some people would say, isn’t it?

Here’s an album overview and a view of the simultaneously-published lyric book which covers Gordon’s entire career to date. Gilbert & Sullivan, Brexit and Donald Trump have subsequently been on the agenda. In March 2018, the next instalment of the Post-Mammal Era (PME) emerged blinking into the fishy sunlight, in the shape of ‘Thanks For All the Fish‘. More recently, commentaries on Brexit and foot care have emerged blinking into the sunlight.

Here’s more action on the official Radiant Future  Martin Gordon's You Tube channel logo channel.

Communications:

A newsletter will occasionally drop into your virtual mailbox if there’s anything of interest going on. You gotta be able to read, though. Perhaps your cellmate can spell out the phonemes for you. You can leave us a note below, to which we will immediately respond.

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Be seeing you!

50 thoughts on “Welcome to Martin Gordon’s official website

  1. Dick

    The world needs more Jeff Beck and less Dudek. It would be jolly well groovy if you would tour the USA thus year!

    Reply
    1. MG

      You do know that I am not Jeff Beck, don’t you? Having said that, it jolly well would, wouldn’t it? Just as soon as someone asks me, you’ll be the first to know!

      However, there will be a spot of activity in the coming weeks, so keep your wick primed. And, if you have any blue touchpaper, be sure to light it and stand well back.

      Reply
  2. Anonymous

    What was it like being a super rich drug dealer? And can you describe in detail what it was like when your dad sold all of the crack (that was meant for you) to some Indian guy who payed in cockroaches?

    Reply
    1. Martin

      Nice one, George. I believe that actually two is the smallest possible number for a cult… maybe I can join? I do know quite a few cults, frankly speaking.

      Reply
        1. MG

          Don’t you believe it, matey. Without narcissism, the wheels of industry would grind to a halt in short order.

          Reply
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    Apples, of all forms, cause me to suffer extremely painful and unsightly growths on delicate parts of my person.

    Reply
    1. Nigel Unsightly-Growths

      I too suffer from extremely painful and unsightly growths on delicate parts of my person. Perhaps we are related?

      Reply
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    1. Martin Gordon Post author

      Oh, not at all, Pandora, thank YOU. I wholeheartedly recommend all travellers to take a copy of a copy of ‘Thinking Inside the Box’ with them, just to be sure.

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