Everything’s Gonna be All Right

Did you know? Absolutely everything is now going to be all right, for ever. Well, if that’s not good news, I’d like to know what is! People will be nice to each other, everybody will be perpetually polite and helpful, there’ll be no more disproportionate distribution of resources, the workers will own the means of production, the world is no longer going to hell in a handcart and we’ll all live happily ever after. Well, what a relief.

Oh, excuse me, something’s just popped up…. gimme a sec.

Ah, I see what happened there. Let me just revise the above. Apart from places like Russia, Libya, Panama, Canada, the UK, the eastern and southern bits of the EU, much of Africa, Georgia, India, Indonesia, Israel, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovakia, the USA, central and south America, China and a few other places that nobody really cares about as they are strange countries a long way away, everything’s going to be OK. Isn’t that great? Rejoice, brothers! And also sisters, apparently.

So that’s all good. Back to the beginning.