HIS MOTHER WAS A WOMAN – A SYNOPSIS
The curtain rises on the MYSTERIOUS GOLDEN TRANSFORMATION!
Marvel at the impossible! Witness base materials transformed into precious gold through the mystical process of Chrysopoeia! Our resident musical magicians employ secrets known only to the ancient masters, producing wonders that defy rational explanation!
There follows a magical CONVERSION of SIMPLEMINDEDNESS into COMPLEXITY!
View with astonishment the astounding spectacle as the Insane Philosopher-King’s diminutive assistants labour tirelessly at their curious contraptions! These marvellous automata transform His simplistic but profound utterances into musical compositions of unprecedented complexity through the ancient art of Phonological and Metrical Transmutation!
We expose the awful POWER of POETRY!
Behold His philosophical and poetical pronouncements as they are rendered into melodious verse by a corps of trained scribes, working in perfect synchronisation with their patented Steam-Powered Composition Engine! Watch in amazement as mathematical formulae dance across the apparatus, converting abstract wisdom into tangible entertainment for the edification of all present!
Finally the evening ends with the TRAGIC DÉNOUEMENT!
We do not know the meaning of this foreign word and are not responsible for its inclusion here. Probably it is a term favoured by homosexualists.
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