They got their kicks up in the attic

The first Radio Stars single ‘Dirty Pictures’ nestled inside a picture sleeve with grubby fingerprints all over it. There was also a yuuuuge (20×13 inches) poster, which is now available for all animal lovers to admire in the privacy of their own home or cell.

The idea for the poster was based on a photo session from the 1950s, featuring the Goons and ‘the world’s first supermodel’ Barbara Goalen. Here she talks about her ‘charlies’ in her 2002 obituary (before she died, naturally). Here’s one of the original shots, taken in the 1950s. Spike Milligan is restrained by Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers, Goalen remains aloof. The keen observer will notice the similarity to some shots in the final poster sequence below.

Goons and GoalenThe first Radio Stars attempt at a depiction of Dirty Pictures. Clearly their minds are not on the job, to coin a phrase. Or else, they are, but still…

rsDirtyfirstSo they considered other approaches. Perhaps animal lovers would go for something along these lines?

Or perhaps not. Let us reconsider. This time we bring in the professionals. Kelly St John, Martin Gordon’s girlfriend of the time, was a model (of a somewhat ‘exotic’ bent). He proposed a remake of the original Goon session with her participation.

The photographer provided by Chiswick Records claimed to be named Hugh Heffer, although he was in reality an American person temporarily named Peter Kodik (lately and confusingly revealed to be in fact one Peter Gravelle). It would matter little were it not for the fact that following the photo session, he kept turning up at Martin and Kelly’s apartment claiming that he ‘just happened to be in the area’.

This particular shot below was not used due to concern for the well-being of the beaver, which was struggling for air at this point.

The front of the single…


And, ermmm, the rear view:ThumbDirtyPicturesBackCoverThe final result, a limited number of which can now be yours to hang in your very own garden shed, prison cell, igloo, tree-house or cupboard under the stairs.

Get yer own poster from Radiant Future right here: