It’s all the rage. Everybody’s doing it! Don’t be left outside with your cold wet nose pressed up against the window, hopelessly excluded as the trend-mongers cavort around the revolting disco-ball within. Scheduled to coincide with the post-retirement debut performance of the world’s favourite orange baboon, All the Rage takes you by the hand and walks you through the streets of Loondom.
TUNE IN, TRUMP OUT!
Snag the latest fashion updates as Martin Gordon explores the happenings of the day, according to those influencers out there who seemingly control our lives in toto. And I don’t mean the band. Or the dog!
We love the poor! We love still more the poorly-educated! LOL, ROFL!
WHO RAGE?
- Martin Gordon: bass, vocals, keys
- Mario Ferraro: guitar, lap steel, e-bow substitute
- Michael Ellis: other things
WHERE RAGE?
Play All the Rage on Spotify
WHY RAGE? LYRICS FOR THE LITERATE:
IT’S ALL THE RAGE, THIS IS THE AGE THAT TURNS THE PAGE
WE LOVE THE POOR, WE LOVE STILL MORE THE POORLY-EDUCATED
TRUTH AND TRUST I REALLY MUST SAY ARE NOT HIGHLY RATED
COS IT’S ALL THE RAGE, THIS IS THE AGE THAT TURNS THE PAGE ON THE SPECIES
IT’S ALL THE RAGE – DESTROY, RAMPAGE TILL ALL THAT’S LEFT IS LITTLE PIECES
I’M IMMUNE, I RANT AND SPUME, I REALLY UNDERSTAND IT
THE PILOT’S FLED, THE ALARM’S ON RED – CAN ANYBODY LAND IT?
COS IT’S ALL THE RAGE, THIS IS THE AGE THAT TURNS THE PAGE ON THE SPECIES
IT’S ALL THE RAGE – DESTROY, RAMPAGE TILL ALL THAT’S LEFT IS DUST AND FAECES
IT’S ALL THE RAGE, THIS IS THE AGE, YOU’LL SEE IT’LL BE LIKE A MIRACLE
IT’S ALL THE RAGE – DESTROY, RAMPAGE, NO REASON, NOT EMPIRICAL
COS IT’S ALL THE RAGE, THIS IS THE AGE AND EVERYBODY’S DOING IT
IT’S ALL THE RAGE – DESTROY, RAMPAGE, STEP RIGHT UP AND RUIN IT
COS IT’S ALL THE RAGE AND NOT HARD TO GAUGE THE CLIFF-HANGER PUSSY GRABBER ENDING
IT’S ALL THE RAGE BUT DON’T LEAVE THE PAGE WHILE YOUR S.O.S. IS STILL SENDING
OMG
Can you believe it? Thought not. OMG!