Earlier this year, a white supremacist paraded a home-made poster revealing that the grounds for his claim were his ‘superior jeans’. Inspired by this insight, Martin Gordon now finally reveals that his jeans are much better than your jeans. The video explains his position.
PAINSTAKINGLY SELECTED
As the direct result of painstaking sartorial and biological selection, Gordon’s jeans are among the finest in the world. His jeans are superior to all other jeans, and especially to those of foreigners, who probably don’t even have any jeans at all. It is only due to the superiority of his jeans that he is telling you all this in the first place. OMG!
On this track, Mario Ferraro played guitar and Michael Ellis played drums.
Superior Jeans
Because our jeans are superior
That means we’re not inferior
And our questions are queerier
Because superior jeans
Our Karens are hysterier
And our booze is beerier
Well, our gaze may be blearier
But superior jeans
We got superior jeans
It’s our jeans which are superior
I think you know what I mean
I got superior jeans
Our genius is stabler
And our fiction fabler
Our Betty was Gabler
She had superior jeans
We boo-hoo tearier
Beneath our butch exterior
We are superior
Because superior jeans
We got superior jeans
It’s our jeans which are superior
I think you know what I mean
We got superior jeans
We got superior jeans
Not jeans which are inferior
I think you know what I mean
We got superior jeans
Superior jeans
Our jeans are jeanier
Our tinies teenier
Our dicks are weenier
Because superior jeans
We got superior jeans…
We got superior jeans…
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It is what it is
It are what it are
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