‘Booster’ – Boris Johnsh!t
Mohammed is reputed to have said, “There was no prophet who was not a shepherd.” Well, that’s as maybe. The prophet who brought the gospel of Brexit to distraught British sheep-lovers was the shepherd Boris Johnsh!t.
Sheep
The Turkish sheep farmer Johnsh!t was frequently avoided by his flock, who learned to mistrust his devious and self-serving ways. Not for nothing was his familiar staff termed a crook. Having failed to persuade the flock that wolves were in fact friendly benefactors wearing deceptive clothing, he finally accepted the inevitable. Turning his attentions elsewhere, this idealistic hill-dweller set his sights on conquering British society.
Moat
After many years of claiming ovis-philic tendencies, Johnsh!t declared that he was in fact a sheep-hater all along. Using the simple but effective mechanism of lying, Johnsh!t managed to convince a slim majority of British voting sheep that a return to the glory days of the British Empire was entirely possible so long as they got rid of wolves and foreigners and bought him a nice house with a reasonably-sized moat around it. And so they did, and it worked out quite well. For him, at any rate.
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